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Spaceballs, Serial Mom, The Muppets Take Manhattan, The Human Face, The Intern, …Fashion Police, Joan Rivers, Whispers, Scandal U.S.A., Starting Again, Starting Again, Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work, How to Murder a Millionaire, Hootenanny A Go-Go
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"There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl."; "The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."; "People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."; "Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."; "Never floss with a stranger."; …"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."; "My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."; "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."; "Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."; "I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property.""; "I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."; "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."; "I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."; "I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them."; "I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."; "Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."; "Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory."; "Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."; "Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."
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